House of Cheddar

Official mouse · unofficial cheese pilot

Cheddar is small. His plans are not.

A polite, slightly chaotic mouse who treats gravity as a suggestion and Swiss holes as windows.

very serious Cheddar the mouse in a yellow bow tie, looking mischievous

Profession

Part-time crumb inspector. Full-time flying-cheese enthusiast. Occasional bow-tie model.

Philosophy

If the cheese is not airborne, is it even cheese? Polka dots are just cheese holes that escaped.

Warning

May wink without warning. Do not leave unattended near refrigerators or open windows.