House of Cheddar

Three stills · one moving picture

Evidence of mischief

Cheddar documents his work in three official portraits and one nine-second briefing film. No crumbs were harmed. Many were eaten.

Cheddar in sunglasses and a chef hat launching a wheel of cheese — Official flight pose. Cheese classified as “airborne snack.”

Cheddar winking while eating a huge block of Swiss cheese at a tiny table — Lunch hour. Estimated duration: forever.

Cheddar dancing in yellow sneakers surrounded by floating cheese cubes — Victory dance after a successful fridge raid.

Cheddar Show — 9 seconds of unauthorized dairy choreography. Silent. On purpose.